Great Satire: Blog on Gaming Fatties

One of my readers (thanks, Andras!) sent me an email telling me about Nigel's Big Game Blog. If you are looking for a humorous take on the PUA subculture, look no further. The premise of the blog is that chubby chaser "Nigel" uses his superior understanding of "game" to go after, well, fat women. It should be obvious that it is a parody.

"Nigel" seems to be a very smart guy, and I can only applaud his imagination. He had me in stitches.

Just check this out:

In my last post I talked about how important it is to have the wherewithal to spear a fat mammoth hoe like the one above; however there is another bear necessity for chubby chasing I forgot to mention: physical fitness. You have got to be able to handle the intense weight of a big woman, otherwise you will be squashed like the pancakes she ate for breakfast, period. Just imagine having sex with a fattie, and all the sudden she wants to be on top. If you’re serious about chubby chasing, it’s important to train like an Olympic weight lifter. Fat girls love guys with big hard bodies for sure, but more importantly it is for the practicality, for being able to handle that big business. I train hard at the gym, and that’s why I’m like a forklift lifting heavy cargo.

In a later post, he offers his take on "logistics":

I shove her in and drive off like a thief in the night. It’s critical that I drive quickly, because if the ride is too long she might expect me to get her food at a drive-through. Getting fast food for any woman is a classic amateur chubby chaser mistake. It sounds like a great idea, but in practice the food not only tires her out, but gives her less of a reason to come home with me because It eliminates both the plausible deniability and excitement of coming over my house for food. I want fatties coming to my house hungry, awake, and horny, not tired and confused. Also notice the size of the van, it can accommodate the biggest women. Yeah, I could bang her in the van, it has tinted windows, but I prefer more space to maneuver. 

Once I’ve got her drooling for scooby snacks in The Mystery Machine, I drive on up to my house while continuing to promise her a five star, five course gourmet dinner — little does she know that dinner will be served in liquid form. Rather than park the vehicle in the driveway and have her painfully struggle to walk, I press my remote control garage door opener and drive into the garage, where I have the setup: a large California king sized bed, home-entertainment system with digital projector and surround sound, popcorn machine, cotton candy machine, and a fridge full of food. Once inside the garage, all she has to do is exit the van.

Guest Post: So, you think you've got Game? (by Johnny)

This guest post is by Johnny whom you know from his Anti-PUA blog. He shows how little "game" accounts for in the real world by example of a comment brought up by Mark Manson. Mark Manson claims to have a friend who cuts a swathe anywhere he goes. Yet, during an extended vacation in India (4 to 5 months!) he couldn't get laid once.

Johnny is Indian and lives in India. Thus, he has some interesting insights to share.



So Mark Manson mentioned this somewhere in his forum which Sleazy talked about here. I am posting this once again because I came across some thread titled "chance of getting laid in India" on rooshvforum while random googling. (I am an Indian guy who lives in India). The thread is here.


There Mark Manson posted a comment where he said he knows a "friend" who has amazing game and cleans up everywhere he goes but he spent 4-5 months in India and couldn't get laid even once. Put this together with the comment he made on how he approaches based on his interest, people try to make pick-up easy by joining yoga and dance classes etc. and you see how stupid the whole thing sounds. 


So basically, he talks about doing all this shit, don't approach based on her interests blah blah blah but his "friend" with amazing game (and everyone else seemingly on that thread) can't get laid in India. They also talk about how they are able to get Indian women outside India but never in India. So basically, in a difficult environment, all the shit everyone teaches becomes irrelevant? Does that mean you can only ever get "easy" women in the first place?


Another interesting point to note in that thread - someone said how in India you see Indian guys with white girls but never the other way around, i.e. white guys with Indian girls. Once again, you can only get women who are "easy" or who make it "easy" for you. No matter how much game you have, you will never get "hard" women. Guys like Mark Manson who have spent years doing nothing other than optimizing themselves to pick up chicks are still not able to get difficult women! 


The thing about India is that it is indeed an extreme environment. The other weird thing about India is that being blonde and blue-eyed is definitely not an advantage (unless you place yourself in very specific environments) and in most cases, it is a big disadvantage (not very different from what Asians, Indians face in other countries). I am willing to bet his "friend" is very close to a standard blonde blue eyed guy. 


Now it is certainly not impossible to get laid in India. I get laid with reasonable regularity, I know plenty of friends now who get laid with reasonable regularity. You basically need to know where to find "easy" women, how to spot "easy" women and just take things a little slower than you normally would in other cities around the world. 


Going back to the original point, you can only get easy women. You can do whatever shit you want, approach girls indiscriminately, approach based on "your" interest nor hers, not join yoga classes to make it easy on yourself and the like - you will only ever get easy women who show interest in you. 


If that was not the case, well, please tell me how none of these guys can get laid in an environment where all their natural advantages are stripped off? Another point, next time someone says race etc. doesn't matter, or that being from a minority race is not a disadvantage and that dressing up, hitting the gym is enough - please ask him to explain this "awesome game guy" phenomenon who can't get laid in India.

A PUA Instructor Tells What he Thinks of his Clients

There were some interesting responses to my re-post of XXX's review of a bootcamp he's taken with BradP. To my great surprise, a commercial PUA instructor chimed in and had this to say about his clients. I was not the only one who couldn't believe it:

That being said... most of the guys in the community are so zeroed down in terms of life skills, social skills and general ability to stand up for themselves that at the end of the day, when we started getting more serious about this & contemplated going pro, we were raised with the following dilemma:

1) Should we help needy idiots who will bug the fuck out of us on questions that they should be able to figure out themselves?

2) Is it really the fact that the customer market for this is filled with people who are A) Okay enough that they will get good enough without our help B) Belong to the first group whom we really, really do not want to spend the least amount of time with.

So yeah. Reading reviews where jlaix spent the better part of the BC drunk or like this and knowing my local 'gurus' makes it easy to call anyone a moron who expects actual results from a bootcamp. But knowing the community and the people who fill it up... man, no wonder they charge so fucking much, for every normal person you have three or four people who need their hands held taking the bus downtown.

Recent Forum Highlights

There have been a lot of great posts on my forum recently, and in this post I'll highlight a few of them. All of them are worth reading as they cover typical issues in the "community" and give great advice. The excerpts are just teasers, and if any of them catches your interest, then check out the corresponding thread.

Assanova: "Beating The Numbers Game"

 I've noticed that the biggest complaint in the seduction community, is the flakey women. However, what most guys don't realize, is that when a woman gives you her phone number, and she really did seem like she was into you, chances are, she really is interested in seeing you again. 

So what is the problem then? There is almost no legit information about what to do with phone numbers, outside of playing a huge numbers game. Well, I have some pretty legit advice; field tested and approved.

Scandinavian: "Short guy, huge reality check/rude awakening"

TL;DR version: Short guy realizes he's way below average height and how that might severely limit dating options previously thought to be average. Disillusioned, depressed, needs advice on how to cope with that realization in relation to general confidence and the way forward.

Laymansterm: "List of Warm and DTF Signals"

- Her hips were slightly turned away from the people standing near her

- Taking up a lot of space on the dance floor

- Speaking loudly so that you can overhear her conversation

- Taking group pictures

- Dancing in a very erotic way, ideally on her own

- Raising her hands in the air

(many more in the post!) 

Tryhard: "Cold approach is weird, 'Approach Anxiety' normal"

People do not approach strangers without good reason. Consider the following example -

You are walking down the street and notice someone drop their wallet. You rush to grab the wallet and shout at them to stop. They don't hear you, so you have to tap them on the shoulder. They turn around, alarmed, aiming a quizzical look at you while their eyes take in the wallet and it quickly dawns on them what is occurring. Their face changes instantly and they warmly thank you.

This demonstrates how hostile people are to being approached by a stranger. It is only when you can demonstrate you have the best intentions that people's guard will drop. Most of the time people go into 'what does this person want from me and how can I get rid of them' mode. Is it any wonder cold-approach is mostly useless (with possible exception when a girl is very attracted to you and will forgive your clumsy approach)?

Stelar: "Unmentioned things..."

1. You don't need friends to meet women.

2. Money alone won't make women sleep with you.

3. During the day you can be mommy's little loser , but when the night comes there is nothing stopping you from fucking horny college girls.

4. All of you will slowly start to realize that the opinions of those who do not actively participate in your life do not matter.

Neparlepas: "Back into North America after 2 years travel"

Coming from Eastern Europe, im shocked how different the game in the west is in comparison. 

Cannot have a normal conversation with a woman if you first don't 1.ignore her 2.make her jealous with another girl 3.Show status (bouncer,promoter). They cannot connect to anything real like life experiences or goals. They exponentially get interest the more u don't care about them (the more u treat them bad). 

At the same time, I never rejected so many girls. They are dressed like shit, short, and chubby but they expect you to talk to them or even kiss their hand (one girl literally asked me that when I wanted to leave her). I had another girl start crying because I didnt want to answer her. 

For those who didnt see my earlier posts, I was able to pull pretty much when I wanted before leaving to travel.